So the poor diddums at the BBC cannot take hard decisions that might hurt someone somewhere. So here is what to do Mr Cameron, as the next major changes cannot legally be enforced until 2016 thanks to the wonderful generosity of the Lefties in the Labour Party, let’s prepare them for what will be coming down their line. The British Beeching Cuts of 2016 and beyond. Let’s give them 6 years to live the life of untouchables one last time. The chop is coming – and we only have 6 years left!
Let’s start by announcing the proposed privatisation and break up of the BBC – I can hear the Private Equity Community lick their chops and begin to count out their stacks of pounds notes to get their hands on the crown jewels of world media! Would you like a deposit to help pay off the deficit now Mr Cameron – get the auction under way then!
Sky executives are as we speak reaching for their stress pills – oh no they are not making the BBC more competitive are they?
Just think how much stress all those over paid BBC people will have to go through these next 6 years! How many parties could they squeeze in? How many hundreds of employees could they send to the 2014 World Tiddlywinks Championships? How many farewell parties need to be organised, better book every available restaurant within 30 miles of Central London. What will all these London Taxi companies do from 2016?
Oh we better make sure we stop the Tories by getting Labour in before they do this to us! Now maybe we should chat with David Millibum and see what he has to say – that’s it we will support the Labour Party – we at the BBC really come up with original ideas – don’t we?
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